Ditch The Cotton Cargos – The Best Men’s Shorts for Theme Park Vacations.

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We men are simple creatures. We like our wardrobe to be just as simple as we are. Enter the notorious CARGO SHORT (dun dun dun) dilemma. Let’s be honest, nobody really LIKES cargo shorts. What we like is that they are easy to pack. They are comfortable. And they have POCKETS (because if we can stuff it in a pocket, so we don’t have to carry it in a bag, then that’s the choice we’re going to make).

Thankfully we now have more options available today that have all those features AND look up-to-date and stylish.

Determining the qualities of excellent “park shorts” is pretty straightforward. Simply consider their packability (lightweight and wrinkle-resistant) and performance (ability to handle preferred activities). Basically, if they would be good for hiking and camping, they will be good for a day in the parks.

The following are key features to seek in the perfect men’s shorts for your next Theme Park Adventure:

  • Lightweight
  • Quick-Drying
  • Breathability (a must – ESPECIALLY if your destination is in Florida)
  • Zippered Pockets
  • 4-Way Stretch

 

Optional features to consider:

  • Stain and Odor Resistance
  • Drawstring or Built-In Waist Straps (who wants to wear a belt on vacation?)

 

To simplify your decision-making process when selecting shorts for your trip, consider the following questions:

Are these shorts suitable for travel? Are they lightweight? Are they resistant to wrinkling? Are they designed for the activities I enjoy? Can they be used for swimming? Are they sufficiently stretchy for climbing or hiking (again – shorts good for these activities are perfect to wear at the parks)? Do they provide breathability? How quickly do they dry?

If you can answer “yes” to these questions, you’ve found an excellent pair of shorts, suitable for any extended theme park vacation, my friend.

These are some of our favorites:

prAna Men's Stretch Zion Short

These original travel shorts are ideal for an active day at the parks. While they may appear more suitable for the trails than more leisurly settings, their exceptional performance outweighs any style concerns.



The fabric of these shorts is tough, long-lasting, and designed to wick away moisture, making them perfect for handling sweat. Additionally, they offer ample stretch, thanks to a 3% spandex blend. I appreciate the adjustable waistband strap, as it eliminates the need for a belt. The vented gussets ensure optimal breathability while trekking. Although these shorts feature a cargo pocket, it is seamlessly stitched to blend in when not in use. However, when you do need to utilize it, you’ll appreciate having a reliable stash pocket for snacks and supplies. If you’re embarking on summer, spring, or fall travels involving hiking or trekking, these travel shorts are truly outstanding.

Wrangler Authentics Men's Performance Comfort Flex "Cargo" Shorts

Ok, ok, I know I said no cargo shorts, but these shorts really are misnamed.

Do they have “cargo pockets” on the sides? Yes.

Do they LOOK like traditional “cargo shorts”? No.

They have all the benefits of multiple pockets without the saddle-bag look of traditional cargo shorts. These shorts are equipped with moisture-wicking properties, UPF 50, a flex waistband, and relaxed fit. To keep your essentials safe, these Wrangler cargo shorts also feature two zip cargo pockets, L-shaped front pockets, two spade back pockets, and a watch pocket. These are a mainstay for the men in our household when heading to the parks.

Western Rise Boundless Mens Shorts

My number one packing rule (besides keep in minimal!) is simple: Always pack a swimsuit. A good pair of hybrid shorts is more than enough for the occasional (or even frequent) dip in the hot tub or swim in the resort pool. The Boundless shorts double as a swimsuit while still being excellent shorts for activities.

The Western Rise Boundless travel shorts are exceptionally versatile and capable of withstanding various challenges. Crafted from a doubleweave fabric, they feature a tightly woven structure that offers stain resistance and a respectable level of water resistance. Despite these protective qualities, the shorts remain lightweight and breathable, ensuring comfort even on those humid days while exploring the parks in the hight of Summer.

OLIVERS Apparel - All Over Short

For those individuals who lead an active lifestyle, owning a pair of high-performance shorts is essential, whether it’s for the gym, morning runs, or engaging in a full day of exciting activities. Bonus if they’re also perfect for a day at the parks. Introducing the appropriately named “All Over” shorts by Olivers Apparel.

Catering to the needs of busy individuals, these travel shorts are not only remarkably stylish but also lightweight and resilient, making them a reliable option for your pre-park workouts. They are versatile enough to be used for swimming, climbing, running, or simply relaxing with ease. Additionally, they are an excellent choice for hotter climates, offering comfort and functionality in warm weather.

Wrangler Authentics Men's Classic Cargo Stretch Short

Fine! We admit it! We DO love cargo shorts!

If you just can’t get away from the tried and true classic, then these are the ones we recommend. They’ve been around for years, last forever, and a pair or two still finds their way into our luggage for every trip.

Equipped with sixpockets for maximum storage capacity. Great for storing personal items, gadgets, and all those park essentials, and built for versatility and comfort, this classic cargo short will take you from the outdoors to work, to a full park day with its timeless style.

Long live this mainstay of “dad style”!